December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve

At the intersection of New Hampshire Avenue and East-West Highway this evening I learned a horrible truth. What becomes of Christmas trees that are not sold by late Christmas Eve?

They are heaped upon a burning pyre, their ashes sent skyward to a god who, perhaps, savors the pine scent of unsightly, unloved conifers filling his nostrils.

A burnt offering on Christmas. The pagans are smiling.

Posted by cradle at December 24, 2010 10:45 PM
Comments

Hallelujah! Hosanna in excelsis!

Posted by: Andrew Farrington at December 24, 2010 10:55 PM

WTF is this place?

Posted by: Kan at December 24, 2010 11:30 PM

Kan,

On the East Coast, Christmas trees are sold outdoors in small lots by the roadside.

Posted by: David at December 24, 2010 11:37 PM
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