The King of Pointland

looks like a scrabble board

P.O.T.B.E. ?

Oh, it's a dig at that idiot in my freshman Honors seminar who, when we were debating whether "Art" could be defined, smugly responded with the answer "Mohtt-bee."

"Moht-bee?" the rest of us asked.

"Moht-bee: Matter Organized To Be Expressive. That's the definition of 'Art.'" He then folded his arms and leaned back in his chair.

So P.O.T.B.E. means "Photons Organized To Be Expressive."

-David

Did you take him out after class and beat him senseless?

Nah. I've always maintained that it's wrong to get into fisticuffs over a philsophical debate when your opponent is bigger and stronger than you.

David, I don't think that's really a picture of your bathroom floor.

I'm telling wonkette.

Hmmm. POTBE is a D.A. (Dumb achronym.) But the picture is strangely interesting.
Nice cropping, did you enhance? Don't tell people it's a bathroom floor. Tell people it's an example of modern mosaic theory.

It's computer generated, but inspired by the color scheme of the bathroom tiles at work.

I looked at it on an LCD screen, and it looks much worse. The colors are different, and that optical illusion (what's it called?) where you see dots at the intersections is much worse.

So this is all a lie? A LIE?

JUST LIKE KERRY?!