December 22, 2003
Sure . . .
As we all know by now, a magnitude 6.5 earthquake hit California this afternoon near the towns of San Simeon and Cambria.
There's only one problem: the quake actually struck Los Angeles.
While most news reports have switched to the Cambria/San Simeon version of events, the first reports, which I saw breaking on CNN as I ate a Pride of Baltimore sandwich at the Bagel Place, had the quake occurring in Los Angeles. In fact, there is almost no trace, if any, of that original reporting.
The first question we have to ask ourselves: why is the government hiding the true location of the quake, and why is the news media cooperating? The cost of this cover-up in manufactured images alone must be astronomical.
Even stranger: until today, nobody had heard of Cambria. While references to Cambria can now be found in various places on the web, the town is entirely fictional.
If anybody has any idea what's going on, I'd like to know.
Posted by cradle at December 22, 2003 6:14 PMWe stayed in Cambria when we visited San Simeon. I hope San Simeon is ok, since I plan to move into the Hearst Castle when I become independently wealthy.
Posted by: Brooke at December 22, 2003 7:55 PMThey got to you, too!
If it *is* you.
It's just like Wyoming: it's all a fairy tale.
Drew says he's been to Wyoming, I believe that he only /thinks/ he's been to Wyoming. He was really in Idaho. That place where it says Wyoming on the map? There's really nothing there. In fact, Wyoming is Nez Pearce for "No State Here."
Posted by: Maureen at December 22, 2003 11:24 PMI've been to Wyoming!
Posted by: Brooke at December 23, 2003 12:04 PMNo you haven't.
Posted by: Maureen at December 24, 2003 10:32 AMYes, I have.
Posted by: Brooke at December 24, 2003 1:42 PMNo, you have not.
Posted by: Maureen at December 24, 2003 1:43 PMYes, I have, too.
Posted by: Brooke at December 24, 2003 1:43 PMHave not.
Posted by: Maureen at December 24, 2003 1:43 PMHave too.
Posted by: Brooke at December 24, 2003 1:44 PMHave not.
Posted by: Maureen at December 24, 2003 1:44 PMHave not.
Posted by: Brooke at December 24, 2003 1:44 PMHave too
Posted by: Maureen at December 24, 2003 1:45 PMSee! I told you that I've been there!
Posted by: Brooke at December 24, 2003 1:45 PMSuffering Succotash! I've been fooled!
Posted by: Maureen at December 24, 2003 1:46 PMBerwyn doesn't exist either.
Posted by: Tom at December 26, 2003 7:35 PM