Today, for the first time since I signed up for my most recent Giant Bonus Card, a cashier asked me how to pronounce my fake name, David Hamelech. "Is that HAM-lich?" "What? Oh, right. No. It's Hah-MEL-e<gutteral H>." Then I felt bad and explained it was a fake name.
Posted by cradle at September 1, 2003 05:19 PMYou explained it was a fake name???? I think that would make me feel way worse than saying "Hamelelieife," ::glare:: "It's norwegian. The second L and F are silent. Say it with me..."
"DOUGLAS!"
"We have a break through!"
Brooke,
Thank you for taking the time to write a comment.
You are the best. The guy smiled, actually.
Then he called security.
-David
P.S. Psyche, he *didn't* call security.
He didn't have to call security because security was already there, following your suspicious ass?
Suspiciously hot!
Posted by: Brooke at September 2, 2003 02:57 PMDavid is white. Secrity dont get called on white people...Now darkies like me get roughed up by 5-0 all the time.
dat shit is unfair
Posted by: Kan at September 2, 2003 06:57 PM