April 6, 2003
Ouch
I bought staples, and a stapler, at Staples today. I bought a Swingline stapler, because Swingline is the Cadillac of staplers. I bought a red stapler. Why red? You guessed it: Office Space. Aren't you clever.
When I arrived home, I loaded my new stapler, and, while closing it, put a staple in my thumb. Don't do that -- it hurts.
Now I'm eager for things to staple. If you have any loose papers that you would like to stay together for the foreseeable future, I'd be happy to affix them together, using my new "747 business" model stapler.
Posted by cradle at April 6, 2003 3:10 AMActually, my boss's wife bought her favorites at the office red swingline staplers. Gwen, the poly-jobbed superwoman had no idea the significance of it being red until I told her. It was funny.
Maybe you had to be there.
Posted by: Maureen at April 6, 2003 1:21 PMMy stapler is black, but it is very very heavy. In a pinch, it would make an effective blackjack.
But David, I must say, that's one sexy stapler. I'd give my papers to you any time.
Posted by: Brooke at April 6, 2003 4:46 PM